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Sedans + Coupes

4 models
3 Series · G20 · Gasoline

330i

From
$46,295
CPO ~$36,500

The entry point to BMW done right — light, agile, B48 turbo that punches above its spec sheet.

HP
255
0-60
5.6s
MPG
26/36
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · The B48 four-cylinder shares a head design with the legendary B58 inline-six.
  • · Still the lightest sedan in the lineup; lap-time differences vs the 6-cyl 340i are smaller than you'd think.
  • · The G20 chassis is what every other 3 Series gets compared to.
3 Series · G20 · Gasoline

M340i

From
$60,145
CPO ~$49,500

Sean's pick for best value in luxury sedans. 90% of an M3 for 60% of the price.

HP
382
0-60
4.1s
MPG
23/32
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · The B58 inline-six is the same engine in the Toyota Supra (both built in Munich).
  • · 0-60 in 4.1s in M Performance trim — quicker than an E92 M3.
  • · Optional MPE (M Performance Exhaust) is the most-asked-for accessory in the lineup.
5 Series · G60 · Gasoline

540i

From
$64,900
CPO ~$53,000

Executive sedan that finally feels like a 5 again after the G30 generation got softer.

HP
375
0-60
4.7s
MPG
23/32
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · All-new G60 platform for 2024+ — first 5 Series with optional Highway Assistant (eyes-off driving up to 85 mph).
  • · B58 mild-hybrid for 2026 — instant torque off the line.
  • · The i5 M60 (electric) sits on the exact same platform — 590 hp, ~3.6s to 60.
7 Series · G70 · Plug-in Hybrid

750e xDrive

From
$109,300
CPO ~$84,000

Flagship that out-tech's a Mercedes S-Class. The plug-in is the smart pick if you can charge at home.

HP
483
0-60
4.9s
MPG
65
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · The optional 31.3-inch Theater Screen folds out from the headliner.
  • · ~35 miles of pure EV range — enough to commute most of the week silently.
  • · First BMW with cashmere-wool seat upholstery option.

SUVs (X)

4 models
X3 · G45 · Gasoline

X3 xDrive30i

From
$49,995
CPO ~$40,000

Tampa Bay's best-seller in the lineup. Compact luxury SUV that fits a young family + still corners.

HP
255
0-60
6.0s
MPG
23/29
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · The G45 is a clean-sheet redesign — wider, lower, more cargo than the G01 it replaces.
  • · Steering rack borrowed from the M3 — sharper than any other compact SUV in class.
  • · First X3 with optional adaptive headlight matrix (selective LED dimming).
X5 · G05 · Gasoline

X5 xDrive40i

From
$69,895
CPO ~$56,500

The Tampa Bay default. B58 inline-six, room for car seats + golf clubs, dignified at any HOA.

HP
375
0-60
5.3s
MPG
21/26
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · The X5 has been the BMW US best-seller every year since 2018.
  • · Optional third row makes it a 7-seater (kids only — short third row).
  • · Off-road package adds skid plates and a 1.6-inch lift if you actually want to take it to a wedding venue.
X5 · G05 · Plug-in Hybrid

X5 xDrive50e

From
$75,550
CPO ~$61,000

Smart pick if you can plug in at home — 39 EV mi covers most days silently, V8-equivalent power on demand.

HP
483
0-60
4.6s
MPG
57
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · 39 miles of pure EV range — Tampa-to-St-Pete-and-back without burning a drop.
  • · Quicker to 60 than the base X5 40i (4.6s vs 5.3s) thanks to electric torque.
  • · Federal + Florida EV incentives still apply at lease (passes through as cap-cost reduction).
X7 · G07 · Gasoline

X7 xDrive40i

From
$86,095
CPO ~$70,000

Full-size 3-row flagship SUV. The X5 with a real third row + Range Rover-level presence.

HP
375
0-60
5.6s
MPG
20/25
Seats
7
Sean's notes
  • · Third row fits actual adults (unlike the X5's optional third row).
  • · The split kidney grille treatment was polarizing at launch — refresh dialed it back.
  • · Best resale value in the full-size 3-row luxury segment per ALG.

M Cars

3 models
M2 · G87 · Gasoline

M2

From
$65,495
CPO ~$56,000

The enthusiast's BMW. Last chance for a small RWD M-car with a manual. Cult status already locked in.

HP
473
0-60
4.0s
MPG
16/24
Seats
4
Sean's notes
  • · Same S58 inline-six as the M3 — detuned slightly.
  • · Optional 6-speed manual still available (one of the last new BMWs with three pedals).
  • · Holds value better than the M3 in most years (lower production volume).
M3 · G80 · Gasoline

M3 Competition xDrive

From
$84,895
CPO ~$72,000

The sport sedan to beat in 2026. AWD when you want it, RWD-mode when you don't.

HP
503
0-60
3.4s
MPG
16/22
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · Drift mode disables front motor + stability control for full-on tail-out hooning.
  • · The G80 was the first M3 to offer xDrive — purists complained until they drove it.
  • · Top speed (with M Driver's Package) is 180 mph — same as the previous-gen M5.
M5 · G90 · Plug-in Hybrid

M5

From
$119,500
CPO ~$99,000

Hybrid super-sedan. 717 hp combined. Heavier than the F90 but quicker and silent in EV mode.

HP
717
0-60
3.4s
MPG
47
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · First M5 with electrification — V8 plus electric motor.
  • · ~25 miles of pure EV range — silent commuting in a 717-hp car.
  • · Cargo space sacrificed for battery, but it'll out-launch most supercars.

Electric (i)

3 models
i4 · G26 · Electric

i4 eDrive40

From
$57,300
CPO ~$41,000

EV that drives like a 3 Series. Best i4 trim for daily use — RWD is the enthusiast pick.

HP
335
0-60
5.5s
Range
109
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · Shares chassis + dimensions with the 4 Series Gran Coupe — same exterior, different drivetrain.
  • · 301 miles of EPA range; ~250 in real-world Florida driving.
  • · DC fast-charging adds 90 mi in 10 min on a 200kW charger.
i4 · G26 · Electric

i4 M50

From
$70,300
CPO ~$53,000

EV sport-sedan that humiliates an M3 off the line. Range trade for the AWD + dual-motor performance.

HP
536
0-60
3.7s
Range
88
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · 0-60 in 3.7s — quicker than the gasoline M4 Competition.
  • · Boost mode unlocks max torque for 10-second bursts.
  • · First M-branded EV (the M division calls it 'M Performance', not full M).
iX · I20 · Electric

iX xDrive50

From
$87,250
CPO ~$65,000

The design-forward EV. Best interior in the EV SUV segment. Polarizing exterior (you'll know which side you're on).

HP
516
0-60
4.4s
Range
86
Seats
5
Sean's notes
  • · Carbon-fiber-reinforced structure — only mass-market production car that uses CFRP in the body.
  • · The 'kidney grille' isn't a grille — it's a sensor housing for the cameras + radar.
  • · Optional crystal-glass shifter and iDrive controller (Swarovski).

Convertibles

1 model
4 Series · G23 · Gasoline

M440i Convertible

From
$68,195
CPO ~$55,500

The only true BMW drop-top below M-car money. Florida weather + B58 + soft-top = quietly perfect.

HP
382
0-60
4.4s
MPG
22/30
Seats
4
Sean's notes
  • · The G23 reverted to a fabric soft-top after the F33's folding hardtop — 88 lb lighter.
  • · Top operates at speeds up to 30 mph.
  • · Most-requested non-M car for Tampa/St Pete coastal drivers.
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